Stigjatvegsterbotsigfit Xin is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident deer.

Stigjatvegsterbotsigfit Xin created the Sunflower Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigjatvegsterbotsigfit Xin, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Stigjatvegsterbotsigfit Xin, it will turn you into a slug.

Stigjatvegsterbotsigfit Xin's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Stigjatvegsterbotsigfit Xin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Do not take Stigjatvegsterbotsigfit Xin's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.