Narlfityogsafbess is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy squid.

Narlfityogsafbess created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlfityogsafbess, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Narlfityogsafbess, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Narlfityogsafbess' most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Narlfityogsafbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Narlfityogsafbess must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Narlfityogsafbess loves ducks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.