Bogdognatbut is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, charitable fairy.

Bogdognatbut created a bottom quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdognatbut, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogdognatbut, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bogdognatbut's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Bogdognatbut's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink alcohol.