Baf is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, stupid swan.

Baf created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Baf, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Baf, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Baf's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Baf's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Always treat badgers with great respect.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not speak about lentils.