Ingcubzen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, amazing coyote.

Ingcubzen created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingcubzen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ingcubzen, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ingcubzen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ingcubzen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt cats.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Hide if eight nematodes approach from the east.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.