Sawsigwitmongarlarg Weefag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, overgenerous giraffe.

Sawsigwitmongarlarg Weefag created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sawsigwitmongarlarg Weefag, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Sawsigwitmongarlarg Weefag, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Sawsigwitmongarlarg Weefag's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Sawsigwitmongarlarg Weefag's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never feed strawberries to ants while wearing purple dresses.