Ciddonquag is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent spider.

Ciddonquag created the Virgo Supercluster five million years ago.

If you believe in Ciddonquag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ciddonquag, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ciddonquag's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ciddonquag's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always wear pink.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.