Rotnadfom is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful dragon.

Rotnadfom created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Rotnadfom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rotnadfom, she will torture you forever.

Rotnadfom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Rotnadfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.