Gabragdav is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, emotional wolf.

Gabragdav created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabragdav, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gabragdav, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gabragdav's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Gabragdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat eagles with great respect.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

5. Never wear dresses.