Hugbap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciless spider.

Hugbap created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugbap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hugbap, she will ignore you.

Hugbap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hugbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Worship no other gods but Hugbap.

5. Hugbap loves hamsters, so they must be respected.