Homlabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ruthless dryad.

Homlabsas created the Andromeda Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlabsas, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Homlabsas, it will turn you into a plant.

Homlabsas' most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Homlabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into brown rooms.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.