Tigjarnrot is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, capable eagle.

Tigjarnrot created energy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigjarnrot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tigjarnrot, she will strike you with lightening.

Tigjarnrot's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Tigjarnrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.