Zedbinguthenjop is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, awesome clam.

Zedbinguthenjop created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zedbinguthenjop, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zedbinguthenjop, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Zedbinguthenjop's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Zedbinguthenjop's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Zedbinguthenjop.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.