Abvabhog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, selfish weasel.

Abvabhog created the Sun four billion years ago.

If you believe in Abvabhog, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Abvabhog, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Abvabhog's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Abvabhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not wear pink clothing.

3. Never mention otters.

4. Retreat if seven swans approach from the north.

5. You must pray to Abvabhog three times a day.