Stikrawkad is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient turtle.

Stikrawkad created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stikrawkad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stikrawkad, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Stikrawkad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Stikrawkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stikrawkad.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not make images of living things.