Gencipcun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, annoying bird.

Gencipcun created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencipcun, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gencipcun, she will laugh at you.

Gencipcun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gencipcun's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gencipcun.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Gencipcun loves rats, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about asteroids.