Mifzigguptantaildisshudnurl is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, two-faced aardvark.

Mifzigguptantaildisshudnurl created the Sol system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifzigguptantaildisshudnurl, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mifzigguptantaildisshudnurl, it will think nothing of it.

Mifzigguptantaildisshudnurl's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mifzigguptantaildisshudnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Always treat foxes with great respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not kill swans.