Armhonhud is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil naga.

Armhonhud created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Armhonhud, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armhonhud, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Armhonhud's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Armhonhud's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.