Busfethamdod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, unsympathetic parrot.

Busfethamdod created snails six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Busfethamdod, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Busfethamdod, it will be very unhappy.

Busfethamdod's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Busfethamdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair white.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. You must love Busfethamdod.

4. Do not hurt frogs.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.