Tipjinzen is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, proud skunk.

Tipjinzen created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipjinzen, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tipjinzen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Tipjinzen's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tipjinzen's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Tipjinzen on top of all buildings.

4. Do not wear white clothing.

5. Never play with disobedient children.