Canzanget is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, boastful bear.

Canzanget created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Canzanget, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Canzanget, he will boil you in a big pot.

Canzanget's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Canzanget's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. You must never eat aubergines.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not covet oxen.