Sadtongid is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident sheep.

Sadtongid created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sadtongid, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sadtongid, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Sadtongid's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sadtongid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Never eat gooseberries.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Sadtongid.