Dabbigdub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless dog.

Dabbigdub created oxygen three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabbigdub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dabbigdub, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dabbigdub's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dabbigdub's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured cats.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dabbigdub.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Always obey Dabbigdub's priests.