Rullbissrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unthoughtful fly.

Rullbissrutt created an atom four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullbissrutt, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rullbissrutt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Rullbissrutt's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rullbissrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ants.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Do not take Rullbissrutt's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Hide from gray rats for they are unholy.