Wodfedbug is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, emotional dolphin.

Wodfedbug created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodfedbug, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wodfedbug, she will turn you into a slug.

Wodfedbug's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Wodfedbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. You must never eat strawberries.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate porpoises.