Sabgepnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, duplicitous eagle.

Sabgepnutt created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgepnutt, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sabgepnutt, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Sabgepnutt's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Sabgepnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

5. Do not drink alcohol.