Gigdissaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, effective crow.

Gigdissaf created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigdissaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gigdissaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gigdissaf's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gigdissaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Do not drink water in black rooms.

5. Never paint your face violet.