Candonnad is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humorless otter.

Candonnad created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Candonnad, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Candonnad, it will turn you into a worm.

Candonnad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Candonnad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. You must love Candonnad.

5. Never think about galaxies.