Zimhud is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced mole.

Zimhud created Europe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimhud, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimhud, she will think nothing of it.

Zimhud's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Zimhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never talk about bats.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.