Nanvonkart is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, contented
seal.
Nanvonkart created dark energy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nanvonkart, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Nanvonkart, he will torture you forever.
Nanvonkart's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.
Nanvonkart's Holy Commandments1. Never write about black holes.
2. Never talk about asteroids.
3. Never sing in the presence of mice.
4. You must pray to Nanvonkart four times a day.
5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.