Nakmistom is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, fast
owl.
Nakmistom created carbon three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nakmistom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nakmistom, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.
Nakmistom's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Nakmistom's Holy Commandments1. Do not stand on grass.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Nakmistom loves manatees, so they must be honoured.