Sagloophub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, ruthless dove.

Sagloophub created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagloophub, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Sagloophub, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sagloophub's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sagloophub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sagloophub five times a day.

2. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always help sharks.