Bifbogbop is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-confident yak.

Bifbogbop created the planet Jupiter five million years ago.

If you believe in Bifbogbop, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bifbogbop, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bifbogbop's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Bifbogbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sheep.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Never talk about black holes.