Duddossbog is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, witty horse.

Duddossbog created light five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Duddossbog, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Duddossbog, he will send you a sign.

Duddossbog's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Duddossbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes in need.

2. Feed all hungry badgers.

3. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.