Arnhimwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, impressive bat.

Arnhimwap created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Arnhimwap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Arnhimwap, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Arnhimwap's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Arnhimwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arnhimwap.

4. Arnhimwap loves aardvarks, so they must be honoured.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.