Onthadsingembassgebstankip is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered rat.

Onthadsingembassgebstankip created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Onthadsingembassgebstankip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Onthadsingembassgebstankip, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Onthadsingembassgebstankip's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Onthadsingembassgebstankip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Erect four iron sculptures of Onthadsingembassgebstankip on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Run away if six snails approach from the east.

5. Never talk about black holes.