Gofgatbest is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, prudent monkey.

Gofgatbest created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gofgatbest, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gofgatbest, it will manifest in front of you.

Gofgatbest's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gofgatbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Hide from cyan birds for they are unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.