Nurlstigkapgum is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, resourceful owl.

Nurlstigkapgum created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstigkapgum, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurlstigkapgum, he will manifest in front of you.

Nurlstigkapgum's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nurlstigkapgum's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never skip in holy places.