Cumbarnrut is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, witty manatee.

Cumbarnrut created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumbarnrut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cumbarnrut, she will cry a lot.

Cumbarnrut's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Cumbarnrut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five frogs approach from the north.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help dolphins.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never paint your arms black.