Gidtitbus is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, irritating manatee.

Gidtitbus created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidtitbus, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidtitbus, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gidtitbus' most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Gidtitbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Hide if seven mites approach from the north.

4. Gidtitbus must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat parsnips.