Mutjanxen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic squirrel.

Mutjanxen created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutjanxen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mutjanxen, she will destroy your home planet.

Mutjanxen's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mutjanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Retreat if three birds approach from the west.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.