Citnillfit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, narcissistic snail.

Citnillfit created carbon eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citnillfit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Citnillfit, he will remove you from existence.

Citnillfit's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Citnillfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Always help frogs in need.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.