Quagbelllin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional dolphin.

Quagbelllin created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbelllin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Quagbelllin, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Quagbelllin's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Quagbelllin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always help sick dolphins.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.