Begsignar Sawzogboss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, two-faced owl.

Begsignar Sawzogboss created humankind two years ago.

If you believe in Begsignar Sawzogboss, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Begsignar Sawzogboss, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Begsignar Sawzogboss' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Begsignar Sawzogboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Feed all hungry geese.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.