Dibcatfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical hyena.

Dibcatfut created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibcatfut, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dibcatfut, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Dibcatfut's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dibcatfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Dibcatfut loves frogs, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.