Gephimbim is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, benevolent mongoose.

Gephimbim created the Sun nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Gephimbim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Gephimbim, he will come to you in dreams.

Gephimbim's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Gephimbim's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide if four turtles approach from the north.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

4. Never talk about horses.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.