Bodlidken is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, caring hummingbird.

Bodlidken created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Bodlidken, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bodlidken, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bodlidken's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Bodlidken's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta gulls for they are unholy.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.