Mipsterlip is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent walrus.

Mipsterlip created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipsterlip, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mipsterlip, he will turn you into a goat.

Mipsterlip's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Mipsterlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from gray dogs for they are unholy.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.