Bogmonnull is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, all-knowing spider.

Bogmonnull created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmonnull, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bogmonnull, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bogmonnull's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bogmonnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick ducks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bogmonnull.