Wodlunlin is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, sage slug.

Wodlunlin created snails nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodlunlin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wodlunlin, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Wodlunlin's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Wodlunlin's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of ants.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Wodlunlin.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.